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I HAVE..

no news. ¬__¬

Excet for i need to shower, and the bathroom is being redecorated (Wellthey ae only tiling or something, but its taking aaaagggeesss)

huh, well life sucks i guess...Oh well!

Anyway.

I dont really have anythng to say.

OH. my keyboard sucks and sometims the keys stick.¬_¬

its gay.

anywy, I off

BYE!!
love you gyz

xxxx

NO POSTS IN DAYS!!
*dies* lol

Barbie's body would have room for only half of a liver and only a few inches of intestines, as opposed to the usual 26 feet. The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition. Barbie's neck is twice as long as the average human's which would make it impossible to hold up her head.
Barbie's waist is the same circumference as her head. Barbie's legs are 50% longer than her arms, whereas the average woman's legs are only 20% longer than her arms. To look like a barbie proportionally, a healthy woman would need to add 61 cm to her height, subtract 15 cm from her waist, add 13 cm to her chest, and 8 to her neck length. If a woman had the same measurements as Barbie, she would not have enough body fat to menstruate (and obviously to have children). There are 3 billion women on the planet who don't look like Barbie; only 8 women come close. Barbie would be unable to walk upright (she would need to walk on all 4's): her feet are so proportionately small that her chest would pull her perpetually forward onto her toes.

NO POSTS IN DAYS!!
*dies* lol

okay, not much has happened, Ive decided to go 'semi-green', well,green except I use straigteners and flush the toilet.

I got enough GCE grades to go to college! *yay*

ADD MY BESTIE!! 0-x-Fantasys-My-Thing-x-0

o.O im watcin u 2 make sureu sub!!

this is for all u girls who wish they looked like barbie:

Real Women
Average woman's heigh is 5'4"
Their weight is approx. 140 lbs.
They wear a size 14 dress
Their bust is between 36" and 37" (B cup)
Their waist is between 30" and 34"
Their hips average between 40" and 42"
Their shoe size is estimated to be between 8.5 and 9.5
Barbie (as a human)
Barbie's height would be 7'2"
Her weight would be 101 lbs.
She would wear a size 4 dress
Her bust would be 39" (FF cup)
Her waist would be 19" (same as her head)
Her hips would be 33"
Her shoe size would be a 5

Barbie's body would have room for only half of a liver and only a few inches of intestines, as opposed to the usual 26 feet. The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition.
Barbie's neck is twice as long as the average human's which would make it impossible to hold up her head.
Barbie's waist is the same circumference as her head.
Barbie's legs are 50% longer than her arms, whereas the average woman's legs are only 20% longer than her arms.
To look like a barbie proportionally, a healthy woman would need to add 61 cm to her height, subtract 15 cm from her waist, add 13 cm to her chest, and 8 to her neck length.
If a woman had the same measurements as Barbie, she would not have enough body fat to menstruate (and obviously to have children).
There are 3 billion women on the planet who don't look like Barbie; only 8 women come close.
Barbie would be unable to walk upright (she would need to walk on all 4's): her feet are so proportionately small that her chest would pull her perpetually forward onto her toes.

Okay, I have msn, I'm not online at the moment, but i will be lol

Its one I made strictly fot this blog, and my youtube, so you guys can chat to me with ease!

its :

messagemebaby@live.co.uk

Make sure you add me

love y'all

Emmaleigh

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CASEY AND JAMIE LYNN:

Devastating news for new mommy Jamie Lynn: a 28-year-old slut has just done an interview with InTouch claiming she was sleeping with Casey when JL was six months pregnant! She continues to see him as well, even now that the baby's born!

MILEY CYRUS:

Miley just keeps adding fuel to the fire with her ex-bf's (Nick Jonas) new girl, Selena Gomez. She tells this month's Seventeen: "Maybe he'll be my best friend for the rest of my life or maybe I'll end up marrying Nick Jonas!" I smell a Disney war!

JONAS BROTHERS:

Joe Jonas says he and his bros are "looking into scheduling" a "Camp Rock, Part 2." And that "the possibility of a second movie would be great." The potential storyline? Says Joe: "Maybe, like a rival camp." Sounds good to me...

ALI LOHAN:

Ali was recently seen with some rather huge..ahem..growths. People are now saying that the 14-year old had breast implants. Others say she is only using a push up bra. Personally, I think its the bra. What do you think? http://blogs.spleak.com/spleak/2008/08/did-ali-get-bre.html   comment your viewz!! xx

i tried to post last night, but my internet buggered up and wouldnt work

oh well, I'm here now

okay, so this is yesterdays post:

I havent ridden a bike since I was like, eleven, and I decide today was a good day to carry on..¬__¬ ohh dear.

so i nick my lil sisters bike ( which is like an adult size anyway) and ride around down near the river opposite my home. Its soo bumpy and i was all like 'AAAAGH im gona die!!!' I didnuz i'm still here
anywayz, I decided i dont like bike riding. I worked so hard on that bike, i had to walk it back, and my eyes were going funny (it was either the bike or lack of peanutbutter) I open my front door and collapse. ¬__¬.
Bloody bike.

The good news is, i now have £162.75, and I'm working again tomorrow, so..yeah.

I was at work this morning, right, and I pick up this charity bag, and this guy anders up to me from behind his fence, looks at me and says 'Your not the avon lady.' he was right. I'm not. he then started mumbling something about her being late and 'where is she then?' , i was confused, but it was rather funny watching this dude in a bright yellow bathrobe mumble to himself at his front gate.

Quick announcement: go listen to the Jonas Brothers' new album 'A Little Bit Longer'..It's all I'm listening to at the moment! Srsly, its soo good! Here's the track listing:

BB good
Burning Up
Shelf
One Man Show
Love Bug
Tonight
Can't Have You
Video Girl
Pushin' Me Away
Sorry
Got Me Goin Crazy
A Little Bit Longer

My fave tracks are: BB Good, Burnin up, Video Girl, Love Bug and Cant Have You.

listen out for it!

Okay, my mother dropped a bit of a bombshell: I'm going to france! Only for the day, in about 2 weeks, I'm taking my camera, and my camcorder, maybe my youtube will get a few vids lol (FINALLY)
also, i should be goin up walton-on-the-naze again soon, with Dani, I'll get a load of photos, i swear! We'll be travelling in the party van again lol
I'll film some bits from that too, xDD

Thats all about I really need to say..

OOH except: if you tried the Peanut Butter moo'd, Please comment on what you thought of it! and also, here are some tips on moo'd perfection:

use smooth peanut butter
BLEND IT. (goes without saying but still)
You dont need the yoghurt, sometime i use icecream instead, and sometimmes just peanutbutter, banana, milk and chocolate base.

and also..I have an appointment to open a bank account! (Bloody hell finally!) yay! lol so all monies can go in there, and i wont be tempted to buy crap.

Peace out!
Love y'all

Emmaleigh
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Hey everyone! I havent posted in like, FOREVER!!!

I've been working, and I've taken a few new photo's, i'll post after this post(if that makes sense)

ANYWAY...i'm so hyper. I havent had peanut butter in like, 2 days   How I'm managing to survive I will never know!
(yeah I've been having a homemade peanut-butter moo'd every day)

If you wanna try it, the recipe is:

1/2 cup of milk
1/2 a banana
1 tbsp Peanut butter (yumm)
1/2 a small vanilla yoghurt
1 tbsp chocolate base (I use tesco's own drinking chocolate powder cuz I'm cool like that )

Its really yummy, I think when I've done this I might have to get one..

back to the blog...

My dad was SO evil this morning when we got back frm work, we rinsed  out his mug, and then flicked the water at me (¬_¬) so I done it back...THEN...he grabbed my hand and turned the tap on, filled a glass with water..

well you can kinda guess where this is going..

THREW IT AT ME!   haha it was so fun we were both soaked by the time he has made his drink, I'd do that again anyday XD

Okay, I have a question for all you bloggers out there...(its kinda random but oh well, I'm random)  if you were a gummi bear, what colour would you be and why??

I would be GREEN cuz hardly no1 i no eats them

sorry about all the smileys, I discovered the button

I'm buying a dress (I'll post a picture of it in a bit xx ) it costs £121.35 (roughly, its from america...I'm in england btw X] )  and so far, doin my little cancer reseach charity bag thing i have earnt....(hold on i need to get my book thing)...a grand total of £119.25! (yay!)

I'm working again tomorrow, and friday, so I'll have to post after that too so you know how far I am going, and then I'll take some pics when it gets here and show you it!! I cant wait!!!

This is the dress I am purchasing...gorge..Its from www.bebe.com, but I'm not getting it from there, cuz I found it elsewhere

no more smileys i PROMISE

I made some friends X]
Okay, the other night I went up to Carnival field with some friends (as you do yknow?) and he brought his friend Alia. She's so funny n awesome lol me, Dani and Alia runnin about up town, then meeting up again with Mike and Adam, haha it was brilliant.

I also made a friend a few weeks ago when I went up carni with the same people..another guy called mike, (who was completely outta his head at this point) was rather funny, and unsteady when standing, or sitting...

Im gonna stop typing now cause I have been going forever.

I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS!!!

peace out dudes,

Emmaleigh

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P.S:  EmmaleighNOW is my youtube account, I havent uploaded any videos yet, but I will be talking basically like i am now, and I will introduce other youtube members and musical performers to you, AND i will soon be doing bedroom TV videos, so any song requests are welcome

baibai babes xxxxx

Havent posted in a while, been working! Got a bit of a tan, but will obviously still cheat with fake bake! XD

I'm going wagalicious-green- girly-rocker-chick. If that makes sense.
☮

Emmaleigh

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