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That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (4 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

Surprise.... From chrisglos in Random Ramblings (1 day old)

Surprise.... ....right, let's have another go.… more

Interesting Analysis From PrincessFiona in The Green Ogress (5 days old)

We are going through a lot of leadership training and psychometrics tests to analyse our leaderships skills! We have a trained ex Army Navy Commander who is conducting these! My analysis was: … more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (6 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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In the Silence of Obedience - Poetry From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (9 days old)

Creation spreads its wings Humanity captures and cages it Shadows in a mirror Society’s brittle nests on fire; enrages Burn them down To the ground In the silence of obedience Hosts a… more

Birthday girl From PrincessFiona in The Green Ogress (10 days old)

So i am officially 28 now!! I took off work. Actually I felt sad and upset at work because 2 hours after midnight and no one had wished me Birthday at work.(the friends had ofcourse called me)… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

The Joke was on Who Exactly??? From sentient6 in Your Suite Little Secrets (17 days old)

It is seldom that I make references to another's blog or verbal alcove... And so much has been going on in the past few weeks; great things and really terrible things that for once my muse has aband… more

The Count Down From PrincessFiona in The Green Ogress (19 days old)

It's 9 days before i turn the dreaded 28 BRRR PS: I got internet at home and i am all setup.. Skype is ready for those who wish to call me :) Mala: heads up I added you on Skype:) … more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more